Sunday is grocery day – yeah I know this is off of the usual beat, but I have a strange fascination with grocery stores. Piles and stacks and rows of insanely colored crap under hideous florescent lighting. . . . Its enough to make a person go off the edge……. but all the rows of colorful goods are rather hypnotizing for my simple brain….So away we go!
Very large cans of beans, extremely appetizing.
I always get yelled at for putting bizarre things in the basket when Mrs. dFUNK isnt looking..Dont forget some “capers”…yum.
Yow – too many jokes for this one. Fill one in for yourself – LOL
Now, they have a lot of the same cereals as when I was child, but I just dont remember the graphics being quite so psychotic.
“Cap’n” crunch. This stuff costs like, $40 USD an ounce nowadays.
These syrup bottles always creeped me out when I was kid – eating maple syrup out of a womans head…I dunno.
Heres the fine wine selection…The more colors on the label the bottle has, the finer it is.
Row after row of sugar-water. Probably costs one cent a gallon to produce this stuff.
Pink pickled jarred eggs in fluid – nothing strange here..
Tubes of meat. Cant get more American than a tube of meat.
Fruits are always more appetizing in huge piles…
Honey bears !
Okay okay – tomorrow we go back to the normal programming…