The Taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don’t take it all

If you drive a car – I’ll tax the street,
If you try to sit – I’ll tax your seat.
If you get too cold – I’ll tax the heat,
If you take a walk – I’ll tax your feet.

Don’t ask me what I want it for
If you don’t want to pay some more
Cause I’m the Taxman
Yeah, I’m the Taxman

My advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cause I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman